Wednesday 16 July 2008

Home Sweet Home


Ok, I'm not really renowned for my photography skills, but I'm a proud owner of a bit of pixelated land. About bloody time, yes.

And I have possibly THE best neighbours: Half and Banj.

Thanks to (the wonderfully lovely and helpful-even-when-I'm-grouchy) Lije for inspiring (not shutting up until I did) me to look and to putting me in touch with the oh-so-fekking-hilarious Joshua Sao.

A nice guy is Josh, although I have yet to convince him to accept sexual favours instead of Linden dollars, and a wonderful landscaper. For an American he even has a decent sense of humour. I can only recommend him highly if you're looking for land.

And too lovely is that I'm sharing the sim (with NO neighbouring sims) with my mates Banj and Half. So far so good, but I await the day when we start to argue about the rubbish being left laying about and the hedges being allowed to grow too tall. We've managed three days so far, although they haven't been online for 2 of them. We shall see.

Speaking of my neighbours, they're afk at the mo and I was not only tempted, but actually tried, to squat their land a little. I managed to blag my way into Banj's group so that I could rez (read "grief"), but to no avail. Shame that my sweet and caring welcome home present idea didn't work, but it wasn't from a lack of trying. More from Banj's incompetence really.

Anyways...as you can see, I have done precious little to the rolling green hills and river that I now possess. Unfortunately I had a specific building in my mind which I bloody well wanted and spent 6 hours last night scouring the slearth for it, but with no luck. I'm still pouting.

Ah well...we shall see what I make of it, although the building fever lasted all of 2 hours before I got peeved with texturing. I have to accept that I'm better at spending money than actually being creative.

I like to think of myself as a patron of the arts in that way.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can honestly say that Banj isnt incompetent, that he is utterly wonderful and qualified for more than a girl can wish for.

Oh, the fact that i love him doesnt cause things to appear better than they are... he truly is wonderful...

xx HS

Banjac Serevi said...

Hmmmm, kind of you to defend me H. But I have to plead guilty to some degrees of incompetence. Trying to get streaming audio to work for one thing. I do the tutorials, ask advice. Try it out. And conclude I have gone deaf. Pfffff...
But I accept a level of skill in some other departments..ahem...hehehehe.

PS Bit of a large erection on your island Pops....wahhhhhhh....

Banj

Anonymous said...

I know you lack audio streaming skills (i do have those skills, so we complement eachother well)...
I am well aware of your other skills, you are a true Master at them. Kiss you.

HS

*gazes at Poppy's erection and laughs*

Poppy said...

*crosses her legs

You're all just jealous of my erection. I have a great erection and you two buy a light house for the sim - says it all really

Banjac Serevi said...

Ahhh, yes, the lighthouse. The phallic significance had quite passed me by...surprisingly. Telephones therapist to book urgent session. "Doctor - is there a hidden message here?".
Doctor "Hidden? It is 300 feet high (100 metres to you lot). How unhidden could it be ffs? Now stop playing with it or you will go blind - staring at that light I mean."
Bursts into chorus of Turning Japanese by The Vapours. Work that one out....

Anonymous said...

We didnt want to give your erection the feeling of being lonely.
When you are not around, now it has a friend to 'play' with.
So, this light house was bought with your interest at heart... arent we very good neighbours?

*chuckle*

HS

Poppy said...

"Work that one out"...?

Well, you're either also a one hit wonder (*ducks from Half's slap)or you're stalking me and have even gone so far as to go to my gyno and gets pictures.

Eurgh...perv! Half - you can keep him!

*runs back to her island to get the ban lines back up and the security llamas kitted out with weapons.

Anonymous said...

*Cant stop laughing at Banjacs doctors appointment*


I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I love you too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Sweet Poppy... i can have him? I already have him. *Soft Sweet Silly Smile*

Love you Banj *slaps Poppy*

HS