Boys...when you leave your women alone, this is the result...

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Poppy Weston: blame it on the gender
Half Short: so actually ... its your fault too
Poppy Weston: always my fault, course
Half Short: so.... how will you make this wrong right again
Poppy Weston: blame me...I have broad shoulders...ummm....dunno...can't make up my mind...I'm a woman
Half Short: cant come over either cos you prolly lost your keys too
Poppy Weston: lol....can't drive even if I had my keys
Half Short: cant find directions
Poppy Weston: lord no...and then doing my lipstick in the rear view mirror
Poppy Weston: always causes problems
Half Short: dont forget your mascara...even worse to do in the rearview mirror
Poppy Weston: tut....silly! I did that whilst I was in the bathroom for 4 hrs
Half Short: ooh really... normally women redo it in the car... even after 4 hours
Half Short: just to touch it up again... just that lil bit
Poppy Weston: yes, but I would do that when I arrived to be honest
Half Short: poke an eye out whilst doing it
Poppy Weston: I prefer to file and paint my nails whilst actually driving
Half Short: only my toe nails
Half Short: whilst driving that is
Poppy Weston: and only after you've done waxing your bikini line
Poppy Weston: of course whilst driving
Poppy Weston: when else?
Half Short: yes...sure
Half Short: and the armpits and legs i do when i park the car
Poppy Weston: though not reverse parking
Half Short: no we cant we are female
Poppy Weston: its a physical thing I think...can't turn our heads or something...dunno
Half Short: i can turn it when i see a cute guy...but not whilst reverse parking
Half Short: strange
Poppy Weston: opps...I did actually one have a car accident coz I was looking at a guy's arse
Half Short: hahahahahaha
Poppy Weston: cost me €400
Half Short: nice arse ... hope you told him
Half Short: your arse costed me 400 euro!
Poppy Weston: I didn't even get his telephone number..he didn't notice a damned thing
Half Short: damn
Half Short: men....
Poppy Weston: I know!
Half Short: cant live with or without them
Poppy Weston: course we can...just chose not to :)
Half Short: would have to put the trash out myself... not good for my nails
Half Short: no we cant...
Half Short: we need them
Half Short: but
Half Short: if they werent around... we would have less trash to put out anyways
Half Short: gods... you are right
Poppy Weston: you just answered my point, yes
Half Short: we can choose to do without them... *light switched on*
Poppy Weston: heeee! Welcome to the age of enlightenment!
Half Short: what else are men good for?
Poppy Weston: ummmm
Half Short: or can they be good for actually
Half Short: sex no... we have vibrators
Poppy Weston looks around the room and thinks
Half Short: or girlfriends if we really need it
Poppy Weston chews on her nails trying to think of one little example
Half Short: cook? naaaa
Half Short: mine cant cook
Poppy Weston: hmmmm[
Poppy Weston: this is hard
Half Short: clean? naaa.. he can but slacks off
Half Short: make money?... can do that myself
Half Short: cant think of anything
Half Short: do hard labour?
Poppy Weston: we could use the female priosners for that though
Half Short: oooh i know
Half Short: i know
Half Short: i know
Poppy Weston: what?
Poppy Weston: what?
Poppy Weston: what?
Half Short: to look at a nice body?
Half Short: eye food?
Poppy Weston: no...sorry
Poppy Weston: women are better looking than men...a lot neater looking too
Half Short: i have seen some nice specimens
Poppy Weston: hmmmm...yes...but that's not a "need"
Half Short: ok... strike this off the list then
Half Short: ooh i know it!!!!!
Half Short: to fix a flat tire
Poppy Weston: but I can phone the AA
Half Short: true....
Half Short: ok.. next is off the list then
Poppy Weston: I'm truly stuck
Half Short: make babys?
Poppy Weston: can't we just freeze all we need before killing them all?
Half Short: and after that we can clone
Poppy Weston: so what are they good for then?
Half Short: erm... if we kill them and bury them... we can use them as a fertilizer for the soil?
Poppy Weston: useful!
Half Short: damn
Half Short: yes!
Poppy Weston: see!
Poppy Weston: we have the answer!
Half Short: we thought of one thing
Half Short: they are best of use when they are dead
Poppy Weston: we've just helped save the world food crisis too
Poppy Weston: yes....god..how sad
Half Short: half less food
Poppy Weston: and they help us to grow more food for ourselves
Poppy Weston: Glad that I'm not a man
Half Short: so am i... very glad
Poppy Weston: Must be terrible to feel so useless
Half Short: yes
Half Short: would be rather depressing
Poppy Weston: poor things
Half Short: yes...maybe we should cuddle them to make them feel better
Poppy Weston: we should kill them soon...put them out of their misery
Poppy Weston: oh...whoops! lol
Half Short: yes after the cuddle
Half Short: ooh i know a second item
Poppy Weston: yes....cuddling corpses is a bit yucky
Half Short: they can give warmth, when still alive
Poppy Weston: that's rubbish...you're getting sentimental, stop it
Half Short: ooh sorry
Poppy Weston: I have woolly socks and a hot water bottle and tea if I get cold
Half Short pouts.. just better get used to the useless buggers i guess