I moved house...as in: my last plot was lovely but it was in the middle of a sim and it wasn't green land which I actually wanted. So to give myself something to do I searched for and found a gorgeous corner plot of green land. Added to which the sim doesn't have any others attached so I have two sides of uninterrupted water view, one side is still empty and only one side with a neighbour with different taste to me - I'm busy building / terraforming to "hide" his house a little.
So a pleasant few hours spent pottering about and learning how to terraform and I now have a river (which isn't square anymore) and two ponds. I even have something which vaguely resembles a ridge and a hill. Poppy is proud of herself. Hardly going to open a business in terraforming now, but for my little slice of sl, I am gooood!
I had already emptied half of my inv onto the land and thought that I would tp up to my house to move stuff to where I wanted to actually have it (you just can't find good old fashioned movers these days it seems - they don't even pack your things properly) and saw this:
WTF???
I knew that the economy was bad at the moment, but...where's my fekking house???
Saturday, 5 July 2008
You've got to love SL at times.
Monday, 12 May 2008
[RESOLVED] Asset server problems
HA!
As if????
This damned problem has been going for weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and...
Sorry...the repetition of SL grid staus reports is obviously rubbing off on me.
It. Is. Getting. Boring. And. REPETITIVE!!!
The only joy I get out of the grid being down is reading the posts which residents leave (IF and when LL leave the comments open, which is rare) - they are too funny!
Pure and utter whinging, back biting amongst each other and then the absolute wankers (sorry, but it has to be said) who write the whole..."But sl is a wonderful platform and we should all be so grateful and happy that we're a part of it and of course things will go wrong now and again. And isn't it great that I can now use the time to go and stroke my pet goldfish and clean my basement and catch up on my knitting! And I...oh my...I just, like, so adore those Linden Lab chappies!! Mwah mwah to all you wonderful LL workers!"
Tossers.
I'm sorry, yes...SL is amazing when you actually stop to think about it and the pure possibilities that it offers, the technical "stuff" that has been achieved and what it could possibly be kick starting in terms of an internet revolution.
BUT!!! But, but, but, BUUUUUTTTTTT!
This same bloody problem - time and time again!! Let's be very fair here....we would all get our backsides fired if we fucked up as much as this! On the SAME thing constantly!
I quote from the new shiny grid status report blog thingie:
May 12th, 2008 - LindeX and Land Transactions failing
[Resolved] Number of asset servers offline
May 11th, 2008 - [RESOLVED] Asset server problems
[RESOLVED] Asset server problems
May 9th, 2008 - [RESOLVED] Asset storage cluster problems
May 5th, 2008 - [RESOLVED] Database Issues
May 3rd, 2008 - [RESOLVED] Database disruptions
May 2nd, 2008 - [CLEARED] Logins and other db-related services slow
[RESOLVED] Some Webservers Not Showing Current Transaction History
May 1st, 2008 - [RESOLVED] Second Life In-World Service Issues
[RESOLVED] Transaction History unavailable
April 29th, 2008- [RESOLVED]Problematic Logins (and forced logoffs)
[RESOLVED] - In-world search affected
If you go back and look through the blog for April, there are over 30 such entries...I couldn't be arsed to copy / paste them all.
Now look at them carefully...what do you notice?
Yes, yes...all database problems of some kind...that's obvious.
Look again and tell me what you see as a truly worrying re-occurring problem here.
Got it?
Come on! Its obvious...look!
Yes! I know! The Americans* seem to have a language problem...."resolved"? Did some muppet not look in the dictionary to find out what this means?!?!?!
"Bring to an end; settle conclusively". THAT'S what "resolved" bloody well means!
Maybe the databases keep fekking up coz some techie idiot can't read the English language instructions on the packaging?
Seems to me to be a likely explanation.
Common guys...write something else! I find that more irritating than SL being offline!
*takes a deep, calming breath and buggers off to Twinity, apologising profusely to any and all of the lovely and wonderful US peeps she knows who are clever and know what the word "resolved" actually means as she goes.
Friday, 11 April 2008
You know that its been a bad day when...
...you don't get through the front door until 21:45
and you haven't been down the pub.
...the avocado that you were craving and paid 3 times the normal price for because its "ripe and ready to eat"
isn't ripe.
... you open that bottle of chilled yummy white that you bought on the way home
and its corked
and the only other alcohol that you have in the house is ONE bottle of WARM beer
and the local mini-supermarket closed at 9pm.
...that the peaceful "coming back down and relaxing after a shitty day at work for 40 minutes whilst catching up with some reading" train ride
turns into hell due to the drunken 16 yr olds and the loud mouthed damned tourists
and your iPod has no battery left.
...you run to catch the underground, as it only runs every 10 minutes at this time of night
and some stupid tourist doesn't know the "stand on the right, walk on the left" rule, blatantly ignores your huffing, puffing and swearing..whilst smiling dumbly at you
so that you miss the train by 30 seconds
and then the same stupid, fuck-wit tourists ask you for directions whilst you all wait
...you finally settle down and go to sign into SL
you get the following message: "In order to increase overall stability of the grid today during peak usage hours, our operations team has disabled a set of in world functions to reduce overall database load and create a more reliable experience for everyone."
Fair enough.
Until you try to log-in and see an update to this message which says: "In addition to the reduction of services outlined below, Operations will be immediately disabling the following services for at least 30 minutes: Logins..."
Well...stopping people from logging in is one way to reduce database load I guess.
Fucking idiots.
Reliable? Reliably crap, yes.
Although...maybe it hasn't been such a bad end to the day...
*sits back and thinks of those tourists who are, at this very moment, wandering aimlessly around the back-end of Berlin and will have to travel another hour to get where they actually wanted to be
*smirks evilly and chuckles.
Saturday, 5 April 2008
Half is bored
So she keeps SPAMMING my blog
;P
But she's fuuuuuny!
And oh yes, "Linden Lab® cock-ups" is now trademark pending.
Coz if things keep going on like this...I'll make an absolute fortune suing anyone and everyone who whinges.
Half....going back to my comment the other day about cling-film (®??) on the keyboard - I really hope that you took my advice.
(I'm boooooored!)
And yes...the "®" things is most likely also boring now too. Tough. Don't care. Go amuse yourselves elsewhere.
Linden Lab® vs. Residents (yet again)
What most of you won't know at the moment, unless you actively follow any SL blogs, is that there is currently a huge SL Blogger protest going on, against LL.
I'm not a law expert, but I'll tell you the basics of what is going on. For anyone more interested, check out Gwyn's postings on the topic.
Linden Labs have decided to crack down on their logo / branding etc policy. All fair and right and good.
But...that update to the TOS that we all had to agree to last week? Well, it has some potential implications for the thousands of blogs out there...mainstream ones like Gywn's and Torley's, but also for teeny tiny, unimportant ones like mine.
Not only is there a clause in the TOS anyway to say that LL reserve the right to shut down your account for absolutely NO reason whatsoever, but now...well, I can technically get shut out of SL for not putting the right ® or ™ in the right places. Hell, I don't even know where they are on my keyboard! I had to copy and paste the damned things!
LL now has a cute Brand Center and it IS the right way to go for the company, moving forward but their guidelines seem to have gone way above and beyond any sense of reason.
Bloggers essentially were, and still are, the marketing and PR for LL. And they are furious! Because LL are now trying to specify exactly how they are written about. It goes far beyond the normal idea of trying to protect the company's interest and distance themselves from any generic issues and third-party services.
An example of this craziness, is that I can't write:
Second life, second life, sl, Second-Life, SecondLife, 2nd Life, 2Life, Second Lifers, Linden Labs or even slurl
But I can write:
the Second Life® virtual world, the Second Life® world, Second Life® residents, the SL™ community, an SL™ account, Linden™ dollars or a SLurl™ link
I think anyway. Not quite sure as there as 1001 rules added as to it as well which is all way too far above my head to comprehend. Can you imagine this is chat???
Not only does this affect blogs, but also company names. Including non-profit organisations inside of SL. Like the SL Ballet company. Companies and organisations who have also helped to promote and add to SL. The Second Life Herald wrote a rather amusing report. (LL rules about names and having to have two generic nouns...huh???...incorporated)
Now I know that its highly unlikely that any Linden employee is ever gonna stumble across my little blog here, and even if they do, its also unlikely that they'll serve Poppy with a cease and desist notice. But its just damned annoying.
I've always read a lot of blogs about SL...the change to the banking system (which was good), the ban on casinos (which I couldn't care less about, but hey! all adults here, if people wanna gamble then let em!), the introduction of VAT with virtually no notice and so on and so forth. They have THE worst timing and the worst way of imparting new information.
A few interesting links for the discussion (hey it'll help pass the time until the-place-which-I-dare-not-name is back up and running ;P):
Ciaran Lava, Just another unauthroised virtual world fansite
Dedric Mauriac: Another life from the first
Virtual Village Voice
And take a look at their profiles and disclaimers..made me chuckle at least.
*looks at the blog page and sees that SL is STILL down! Gaaaaahhhh!
Knocking at the Gates of Hell
LL have fucked things up royally the last couple of weeks and it seems to be getting worse.
I'm sat in the Poppy Field writing and catching up with my blog and notice how quiet the IM channel is.
Well...its coz log-ins are down. Again!
Much as I'm busy writing, SL is a lonely place without you guys. :(( My friend's list is totally and utterly dead. And you lot are worse than me for the gross amount of hours spent in SL!
And now, I just read, they're gonna kick out those of us still here so that they can fix the problem.
*crosses her arms and frowns, sulking, as she digs her heels in. Nope, I am not bloody leaving!
Like the last drunk at the party at 6am who doesn't want to go home.
*looks around for something to tie herself too and starts singing the theme tune to "Titanic".
Any of you who are trying to get back on who need plants watering or pets (of the four legged variety ;P) feeding? Send me an email and I'll trudge on over there and make sure that they're dealt with. Hope that you all locked your doors on the way out!
Oooh! I might go and visit all of your places and snoop! You can't suddenly pop in and catch me at it! I've always wanted to know what pervy things you all get up to - I might just go and check out all of your dungeons and hop on your poseballs in your beds. I will wash the covers after though.
HEHEHEHE!
God, I make myself chuckle at least!
*flicks back over to SL....nope, still here. Oh...just for another 4 minutes. :((
*straps herself to the tree and mutters to the LL gods as she puts on her swim vest.
And I was just about to build a ball like Tom Hanks' in that Robinson Crusoe film, that I could sit and talk to instead of you lot.
;P
Might get some better answers from that - less damned cheeky!
*sighs and cocks her head to one side as she looks at her book shelf and her TV. What a novel idea. Hmmm